Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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