This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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