can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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