quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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