I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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