Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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