Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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