it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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