shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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