Swine flu. Run for my life!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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