yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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