Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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