Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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