You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
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So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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