you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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