Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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