Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Damn victory sex feels great
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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