before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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