Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do vagina's smell?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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