Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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