Porn is love you can see.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
