So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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