we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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