The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
bring money and cleavage
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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