guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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