you win again, gameday.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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