You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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