I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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