Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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