The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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