I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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