If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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