that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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