he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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