I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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