You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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