I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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