Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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