Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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