He is such a slut. More and more my type.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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