yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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