butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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