No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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