I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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