I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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