I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Me too!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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