Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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