We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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