He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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