Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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