and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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