Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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