Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.