A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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