Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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